Halloween isn’t just for kids. Adults want in on the fun too — but maybe you don’t want to spend a fortune or spend three hours sewing. These costume ideas are fast, funny, and easy to throw together with things you already own (or can DIY in minutes).

1. The Tourist

Hawaiian shirt, shorts, socks with sandals, sunglasses, and a camera. Bonus: carry a map you can pretend to read upside down.

2. Identity Thief

Wear a plain shirt and stick on a bunch of “Hello, my name is…” tags with different names written on them. Simple, cheap, and guaranteed to get laughs.

3. The Lumberjack

Plaid shirt, jeans, boots, and a beanie. Smudge on a fake beard with eyeliner. Instant lumberjack, zero effort.

4. Error 404 Costume Not Found

White T-shirt + black marker. Write “Error 404: Costume Not Found.” Done. People will laugh — or groan — but either way, you win.

5. The Cat Burglar

Black clothes, black beanie, and a pillowcase. Tape or pin on paper cutouts of cats. Congratulations — you’re a cat burglar.

6. Cereal Killer

Old T-shirt + mini cereal boxes glued on + plastic spoons sticking out. Add a little red paint for “crime scene” vibes. Punny and perfect.

7. The Party Animal

Animal ears (cat, bunny, or whatever you can find) + party hat + maybe a noisemaker. Boom: party animal.

8. The Athlete Who Didn’t Retire

Jersey, sweatband, shorts, sneakers, and a “still got it” attitude. Carry a water bottle like it’s a trophy.

9. The Inverse Fontaine

Hold a drink all night — but wear a sign around your neck that says “Inverse Fontaine” in bold letters. People will ask questions, you’ll shrug, and somehow it works.

10. The Wrapped-Up Present

All black clothes + wrap a big ribbon around yourself. Add a tag that says “To: Everyone, From: Halloween.” Easy, funny, and totally recyclable after the party.

Final Thoughts

Adult costumes don’t need to be expensive or complicated. With a little humor, some basics from your closet, and maybe a marker or two, you can walk into any Halloween party ready to impress.

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